Category Recaps

7-18-2014

Say It! Recap 7/18/2014

By DeeDee Dynamite

We pick up at Brooke’s house immediately following Ridge’s accusation that Bill caused his accident. Ridge repeats that Bill did this. I gotta take my hat off to $Bill. He is calm, cool, and collected. If you didn’t know he was guilty as sin, you’d have Ridge pegged as delusional.

“I’m a powerful man… capable of a lot… but controlling a helicopter from the ground? Not really.”

“I saw.

“What did you see? Me twirling my mustache, using my super villain radio-cont...

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7-17-2014

That Was No Accident. You Made That Happen: Recap 7/17/2014

By DeeDee Dynamite

We pick up where we left off: Ridge is trying to put the pieces of his memory back together and Katie is hungry because she keeps telling this man they need to take a break and eat. He’s asking why he keeps seeing Justin’s face (Uh… because he’s hot?) and the Spencer logo whenever he thinks about the helicopter.

“Justin had something to do with that. So did Bill.”

The man in question is snuggled up with Brooke on the couch...

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7-16-2014

Do You Think Spencer Could Have Done This To Me? Recap 7/16/2014

By DeeDee Dynamite

As we open, Ridge is frustrated because his design ability, along with his memory, still hasn’t returned. I’m frustrated because he should be calling Thomas home to help him. Thomas? You remember him, Ridge? Your firstborn? Yeah, him. Katie offers to leave if she’s distracting him, but he wants her there. She volunteers to stay as long as he needs her...

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7-15-2014

I Thought You Were My Knight In Shining Armor: Recap 7/15/2014

By DeeDee Dynamite

As we open, Wyatt is still groveling at the Altar of LOPE, happy to have his job back. I’m still trying to understand why he didn’t just go get a job at Spencer. What’s the point of having a rich daddy if you can’t land a cushy, nepotism job like your brother did? Wyatt’s saying that he’s already been asked to be the best man and has been given a nifty tie and they don’t have to do anything else. Hope disagrees.

“This is not a gift...

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7-14-2014

Did You Come On to Rick in the Steam Room? Recap 7/14/2014

By DeeDee Dynamite

We open with LOPE kissing and me wanting to hurl. She’s telling Liam she wants to make out with him, but she has work to do. Funny. That never stopped you when it was Wyatt you were kissing on. I’m just saying. She’s talking about how weird it is considering someone new for the jewelry line. She feels sad because Wyatt lost so much because of his mom. Liam mentions that it worked out great for himself, but Wyatt lost Hope. She praises him for not rubbing it in Wyatt’s face...

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7-11-2014

We’re All Gonna Be Spencers: Recap 7/11/2014

By DeeDee Dynamite

As we open, Ridge is having Abu Dhabi flashbacks. I’d call them Vietnam flashbacks because being involved with Brooke Logan is like going to war, but the most important part is that he remembers the Spencer logo on the pilot’s jacket. He remembers being dumped into the sea and, as Katie keeps asking what is it and what is he remembering, Ridge keeps flashing back to that logo.

Bill, seemingly sitting on top of the world, is checking off everything on his list: back in cont...

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6-17-2014

Stephanie, Our Boy is Back! Recap 6/17/2014

By DeeDee Dynamite

As we open, Brooke is still on the beach looking at the Mystery Man in White. The seagulls are crying. Prolly because of the BS story line they sense is coming. She calls Ridge’s name and walks toward him. Then she’s running. She comes up on him from behind and calls out Ridge’s name. He turns around and she’s calling for God because my boo has been found...

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6-16-2014

You Never Have; I Always Came to You: Recap 6/16/2014

By DeeDee Dynamite

I don’t care what you say about her. I love Quinn. She says what she means. She thinks Deacon is lying, so she calls him a liar. She tells him that Hope’s father is in jail. Bill’s nefarious deed of busting Deacon out of the slammer to keep Hope and Liam from getting married in Puglia is still hush hush, but you would think that people would know Deacon is out of jail...

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6-13-2014

Know her? Honey, I’m Her Daddy: Recap 6/13/2014

By DeeDee Dynamite

As we open, Liam and Hope are watching her phone, waiting for it to ring. Yes, they’re already back to being the most boring couple on the planet. Liam is reassuring her that they’ll find Ridge and all I can see is Hope at that meeting where Ridge was trying to fire Oliver. She didn’t give two figs for him and talked to him all kinds of disrespectful. Now you wanna act like you care? Girl, bye. Liam says Ridge is coming home, kinda like how she did...

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taketwo6-2-2014

Cool Him Off

By DeeDee Dynamite

We’re still in the middle of the most boring wedding of the year. Seriously. I keep nodding off. Was anyone else laughing when the minister man said that with the rings, Brooke and Bill would be man and wife for as long as they both shall live? This man doesn’t know how many lives Brooke has. In rushes Dummy Ridge getting his cardio in as he sprints up to that rickety tent thing to stop the wedding...

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4-29-2014

You Are the True Spencer By Far: Recap 4/29/2014

By DeeDee Dynamite

****Note: I am behind on recaps due to my mother being in the hospital. In an effort to catch up, I’m shortening the recaps a bit. I’ll let you know the good stuff (If there IS anything good) that happened in the episodes and I’ll still be snarky as required by story line direction. Please don’t flog me on Twitter****

Hope goes to Liam’s. He asks how Wyatt took the news she’d be dating both of the Spencer Boys...

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